X Parks the Spot Edition

Keaton Parks is coming to NYCFC. Justin Haak rumored to sign a homegrown contract. Why you should stop freaking out about NYCFC drafting another goalkeeper and more.

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Kevin Quevedo Rumor Mill Edition

The latest on the Kevin Quevedo to NYCFC rumors. How you should feel about David Villa’s #USL2Queens stadium announcement? Five reasons Jon Lewis was picked for the USMNT Camp Cupcake.



The Truth About David Villa Edition

Chanot gets a new multi-year deal. No real surprises (besides Villa) in the rest of the roster moves. Yangel to Europe? Is Kwaku Owusu the next homegrown player? What is the truth about David Villa? 2019 primary kit leak. Cavs exec appointed NYCFC CEO. Announce Robotinho!


Introducing the Pigeon Post

Coverage of NYCFC is a hot pile of garbage. The reporters on the NYCFC beat range from sycophant hacks that are little more than team PR agents to some whiny emo kid that wants you…