Blue Balls Podcast


S2E31: Hot Stove + Crispy Treats

Bonjourno blueballinos! For our penultimate episode of the season, we brought the one — the only — the extraordinary NYCFC Fan, a.k.a. Chris P. back on. Musings include: NASL collapse and the future of American soccer! The introduction of Ugokoli and more NYCFC departures! Mix Fucking Diskerud! and Chrispy’s extraordinary scouting list for next year’s…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E31: Hot Stove + Crispy Treats


S2E29: Unforced Vi-error

Salacious salutations from the Pod Bay, Blue Balltruists. It’s been a rough week, we know. Long days. Longer nights. Sleepless, teeth-grinding nights, panicked nights, wracked with feelings of shame, betrayal, and righteous anger. And it’s not even over yet. The path to victory is slim, but still available – and so we beat on, boats…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E29: Unforced Vi-error


S2E28: Over(throwing) / Under(rated)

Welcome back blue ballderanians! Welcome to our DOUBLE-LENGTH season recap ep! We take ourselves to TASK, letting no ridiculous hot-take go unpunished as we review last week’s dominating 4-1 victory against Columbus, preview the playoffs to come, and go line by line through our over-under challenge from the beginning of the year. It’s the episode…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E28: Over(throwing) / Under(rated)


S2E27: "if you DC something D-say NOTHING"

Welcome back blue yorquinos! ​This week it’s a teeny tiny mini-pod because the less time spent discussing the flaccid and flummoxed efforts of last weekend, the better. Trey and Jake do a little damage assessment on a hobbled NYCFC, deconstruct cryptic tweets, and jaw suits and ties. Then: Columbus at home is ours to lose.…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E27: “if you DC something D-say NOTHING”