Blue Balls Podcast


S2E31: Hot Stove + Crispy Treats

Bonjourno blueballinos! For our penultimate episode of the season, we brought the one — the only — the extraordinary NYCFC Fan, a.k.a. Chris P. back on. Musings include: NASL collapse and the future of American soccer! The introduction of Ugokoli and more NYCFC departures! Mix Fucking Diskerud! and Chrispy’s extraordinary scouting list for next year’s…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E31: Hot Stove + Crispy Treats


S2E29: Unforced Vi-error

Salacious salutations from the Pod Bay, Blue Balltruists. It’s been a rough week, we know. Long days. Longer nights. Sleepless, teeth-grinding nights, panicked nights, wracked with feelings of shame, betrayal, and righteous anger. And it’s not even over yet. The path to victory is slim, but still available – and so we beat on, boats…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E29: Unforced Vi-error


S2E28: Over(throwing) / Under(rated)

Welcome back blue ballderanians! Welcome to our DOUBLE-LENGTH season recap ep! We take ourselves to TASK, letting no ridiculous hot-take go unpunished as we review last week’s dominating 4-1 victory against Columbus, preview the playoffs to come, and go line by line through our over-under challenge from the beginning of the year. It’s the episode…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E28: Over(throwing) / Under(rated)


S2E27: "if you DC something D-say NOTHING"

Welcome back blue yorquinos! ​This week it’s a teeny tiny mini-pod because the less time spent discussing the flaccid and flummoxed efforts of last weekend, the better. Trey and Jake do a little damage assessment on a hobbled NYCFC, deconstruct cryptic tweets, and jaw suits and ties. Then: Columbus at home is ours to lose.…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E27: “if you DC something D-say NOTHING”


S2E25: Playoffs 4-1, Playoffs for all

Ahoy-hoy blue ball-dmirals! Welcome back to another week of halfways-informed soccer analysis and bantz with Jake and Trey. This week finds the boys grinning ear to ear for some totally unimportant and unclear reason relating to nothing at all, and in no way does it dominate the conversation. In addition, Chicago recaps, Dynamo precaps, and…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E25: Playoffs 4-1, Playoffs for all