Blue Balls Podcast


S2E29: Unforced Vi-error

Salacious salutations from the Pod Bay, Blue Balltruists. It’s been a rough week, we know. Long days. Longer nights. Sleepless, teeth-grinding nights, panicked nights, wracked with feelings of shame, betrayal, and righteous anger. And it’s not even over yet. The path to victory is slim, but still available – and so we beat on, boats…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E29: Unforced Vi-error


S2E28: Over(throwing) / Under(rated)

Welcome back blue ballderanians! Welcome to our DOUBLE-LENGTH season recap ep! We take ourselves to TASK, letting no ridiculous hot-take go unpunished as we review last week’s dominating 4-1 victory against Columbus, preview the playoffs to come, and go line by line through our over-under challenge from the beginning of the year. It’s the episode…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E28: Over(throwing) / Under(rated)


S2E27: "if you DC something D-say NOTHING"

Welcome back blue yorquinos! ​This week it’s a teeny tiny mini-pod because the less time spent discussing the flaccid and flummoxed efforts of last weekend, the better. Trey and Jake do a little damage assessment on a hobbled NYCFC, deconstruct cryptic tweets, and jaw suits and ties. Then: Columbus at home is ours to lose.…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E27: “if you DC something D-say NOTHING”


S2E25: Playoffs 4-1, Playoffs for all

Ahoy-hoy blue ball-dmirals! Welcome back to another week of halfways-informed soccer analysis and bantz with Jake and Trey. This week finds the boys grinning ear to ear for some totally unimportant and unclear reason relating to nothing at all, and in no way does it dominate the conversation. In addition, Chicago recaps, Dynamo precaps, and…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E25: Playoffs 4-1, Playoffs for all


S2E23: 'Tween Plymoth Rock and a First Place

Bibimbop Blue Ball-skis! This week, Jake and Trey hit the turf and wallow in not-too-depression following a noteworthy drop to the Formerly Known as Twellmans. Then a feet first dive into the world of boot vultures and cleat culture while riffing on super babies. Lastly, an all unlooked-for preview of the real time US Open…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E23: ‘Tween Plymoth Rock and a First Place


S2E23: 'Tween Plymoth Rock and a First Place

Bibimbop Blue Ball-skis! This week, Jake and Trey hit the turf and wallow in not-too-depression following a noteworthy drop to the Formerly Known as Twellmans. Then a feet first dive into the world of boot vultures and cleat culture while riffing on super babies. Lastly, an all unlooked-for preview of the real time US Open…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E23: ‘Tween Plymoth Rock and a First Place


S2E18: Villa Negativa

How’s it hanging blue ball-coholics? This week Trey and Jake set five up and knock five down talking up the ball-busting underdog victory neither of us was expecting against the second-in-the-west Colorado Rapids. Following that, we talk Bad Language in Chicago, a little off-site Hot Stove action, and thank a generous benefactor with a classic…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E18: Villa Negativa


Cosmos & Philly of the Future w/ /u/jazzbone93 aka Carl Sagan aka Will

Hey Blue Ballman Brothers, I just got this one sent to me so I’ll be discovering what it’s about at the same time you are – but given that our guest this week is the INIMITABLE /u/jazzbone93, aka Will, I can only assume it’s a 57-minute trombone solo followed by an almost-correct scoreline from Trey.…

Blue Balls Podcast: Cosmos & Philly of the Future w/ /u/jazzbone93 aka Carl Sagan aka Will


S2E12: Getting Salty

Good morning Blue Ballsketeers! Look at us, we got one out just in time again! This week, Trey and Jake parse through the regretful final ten seconds of Sunday’s match against Orlando and try to keep an iron jaw by figuring out What Went Right. Then, a little game called “is he mormon?” and some…

Blue Balls Podcast: S2E12: Getting Salty